Poetry "I Need A Garbage Man In My Life"

 

I NEED A GARBAGE MAN IN MY LIFE
Yvonne Szymczak

I need a garbage man in my life
The kind that’s not afraid to flip a can
And lets the combined trash juices run down his leg
Without a flinch, or even a thought
For the need of a baby wipe or a shower

The kind that can endure all the dirty things you don’t want to see anymore

The kind of person who will put the things you needed once, and don’t need no more
Take it out your door
And this dirty middle-man will meet it at the curb

This dirty business – no handshakes here
Just flies buzzing through your ears

I need a garbage man in my life
That good old public service rock and roll

Music by Joseph C. Krause
Video/Poetry by Krause / Szymczak

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